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WELLNESSWEEK
Valentine’s Day is coming. Everyone’s posting loved-up selfies, overpriced roses are selling out, and restaurants are charging triple for a bowl of pasta. Meanwhile, you’re on the sofa, pyjamas on, ready to treat yourself properly. Good. Because nothing says “self-love” like demolishing a bag of Pop Yum while the rest of the world pretends they’re happy.
We’ve built the ultimate anti-romance playlist, songs that tell love where to shove it, paired with the exact flavour that matches the mood. All six of our bags are under 120 kcal, vegan, and made with natural ingredients, so you can binge guilt-free. Grab the Variety Box (18 or 36 packs) and let the crunch drown out the couple-y nonsense.
Here’s the lineup. No slow dances. No slow burns. Just pure, defiant crunch.
1. Raspberry – Angry Indie/Breakup Rage
Track: “You Oughta Know” – Alanis Morissette
Why it fits: Raspberry is sharp, tart, and doesn’t mess about. It’s the flavour equivalent of screaming into a pillow at 2 a.m. after someone’s done you dirty.
When to eat it: When you’re refreshing their Instagram stories and need to feel something other than regret. One handful = instant relief.
2. Blueberry – Moody Lo-Fi/Quiet Revenge
Track: “I Don’t Wanna Be You Anymore” – Billie Eilish
Why it fits: Blueberry is smooth, cool, and quietly addictive. It’s the flavour you eat while plotting your glow-up in silence. No shouting. Just cold, calculated crunch.
When to eat it: When you’re sitting in the dark rewriting your life story in your head, feeling powerful without saying a word. One bag = the crunch that levels you up.
3. Sweet & Salty – Classic Power Anthems/“I’m Fine” Energy
Track: “Since U Been Gone” – Kelly Clarkson
Why it fits: Sweet & Salty is the ultimate contradiction—sweet enough to remind you of the good times, salty enough to remind you why they’re over.
When to eat it: When you need to convince yourself (and your mates) that you’re thriving.
4. Butterscotch – Nostalgic Indie/“I’m Better Off” Vibes
Track: “Somebody That I Used to Know” – Gotye
Why it fits: Butterscotch is warm, golden, and a little bit sticky—like the memory of someone you’re definitely over (definitely).
When to eat it: When you’re tempted to text your ex at 1 a.m. One bag = instant clarity.
5. Toffee Apple – Moody Folk/Autumnal “Done With You”
Track: “Ex-Factor” – Lauryn Hill
Why it fits: Toffee Apple is crisp apple tang wrapped in sticky toffee sweetness. It’s the flavour of realising you deserve better while still enjoying the mess you left behind.
When to eat it: When you’re ready to close the chapter and move on to someone (or something) sweeter.
6. Strawberry Banana – Upbeat Empowerment/“New Chapter” Bangers
Track: “Thank U, Next” – Ariana Grande
Why it fits: Strawberry Banana is sunny, tropical, and unapologetically joyful. It’s the flavour you eat when you’ve finally stopped crying over someone and started laughing at how much better life is without them.
When to eat it: When you’re ready to flirt with yourself in the mirror and mean it.
So there it is. Six flavours, six tracks, one message:
Netflix and crunch > roses and regret.
Stock up on the Variety Box now. 18 or 36 packs, enough to survive Valentine’s Day, and maybe even enjoy it.
Because who needs a date when you’ve got a bag that actually shows up?
Stay crunchy,
The Pop Yum Crew
P.S. If you’re still reading this instead of eating popcorn, what are you waiting for? Go on. Treat yourself. You’ve earned it. 🍿🖤